Diddy's Trial Week 1 (RECAP): Everything you need to know

In case you missed my Substack email

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The Janitor's Closet
May 20, 2025

Hey you,

After about 4 months of sending out fire emails straight from The Janitor’s Closet, I’m happy to announce that we now have a new home over at Substack.

Yes, we’ve relocated—and no, you won’t need to do anything fancy. But you will need to check your spam folder because your inbox might be acting brand new about our new address. Rude.

Here’s some of what you’ve been missing:

I’ve been going crazy on Substack. Making more posts, covering more mess, and creating more opportunities for me to connect with you and all of the other janitors out there reading up on my posts each and every week.

There’s been a lot going on with this Diddy case. Luckily, you won’t have to rummage the internet to piece things together. I already did it all for you. Check it out :)

Diddy's Trial Day 1: Bible in one hand, surveillance video in the other

Opening arguments? More like opening chaos. From alleged drug-fueled jealousy to blame-shifting acrobatics, it’s getting harder to ignore the recurring theme: violence, control, and chaos. We’ve got a lot to cover so let’s get you up to speed on Diddy's first day on trial.

thejanitorscloset.substack.com/p/diddys-trial-day-1-part-1-bible-in

Diddy Trial Day 2: Pee pee, paranoia, and poolside punishment

Cassie Ventura’s chilling testimony details a decade of control, coercion, and “Freak Offs” disguised as love. As disturbing footage looms, Diddy’s lawyers scramble to spin the narrative.

thejanitorscloset.substack.com/p/diddy-trial-day-2-pee-pee-paranoia?r=5g2m96

Diddy's Trial Day 3: Blown up cars and iPad skeletons

Cassie takes the stand and lets the freaky truth fly—detailing everything from arson threats to birthday assaults. Diddy’s empire isn’t just crumbling, it’s imploding on federal record.

thejanitorscloset.substack.com/p/diddys-trial-day-3-blown-up-cars?r=5g2m96

Diddy Trial Day 4: Jealousy, organic baby oil, and a Michael B. Jordan fling

Cassie returns to the witness stand for a fourth explosive day of testimony, revealing that Diddy once suspected her of having an affair with actor Michael B. Jordan, and confirming his alleged use of opiates during their relationship. The trial also addressed viral rumors about drug-laced baby oil and her jealousy over Diddy's late ex, Kim Porter.

thejanitorscloset.substack.com/p/diddy-trial-day-4-jealousy-organic?r=5g2m96

Diddy Trial Day 5: Manipulation, $20 million settlement, and former Danity Kane member speaks up

From Cassie’s emotional testimony to new eyewitness accounts, the federal case against Sean “Diddy” Combs paints a disturbing picture of abuse, manipulation, and coverups.

open.substack.com/pub/thejanitorscloset/p/diddy-trial-day-5-manipulation-20?r=5g2m96&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true

Now that we got that out the way, let’s talk a little bit more about Substack and what you can expect

👉 Join me on Substack now to keep getting all the perks of The Janitor’s Closet and none of the FOMO.

Here’s what you get (for free):

  • More updates on trending stories (because the mess never stops).

  • A community chat so we can all talk mess together. (I’m gonna be posting more in there so I can get to know a few of ya)

  • An entire Substack feed — for you to enjoy my work and other amazing writers just like me (which is lowkey priceless)

  • Not to mention all the exciting things I’m working on.

In the meantime, you can catch all my latest write-ups over on Substack. Remember, you will need to check your spam folder and move my new Substack email into your Primary folder. See you at the next post!

Stay nosy,
KP

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