Diddy Trial Day 15: $100k hotel bribes, Freeto Puff, and Diddy’s assistant who masterminded his downfall

Trigger warning:

Thank you for reading my emails. I care about this trial and I promise my sarcasm shouldn’t be taken seriously. Please read between the lines.

To be honest, Day 15 of the Diddy trial was strange

But I did the math (trigonometry to be exact) so you wouldn’t have to. You welcome!

Alright y’all. Let’s talk. Eddy Garcia spoke on Day 15. Who is Eddy? He’s a guy who used to work security at the InterContinental Hotel.

Why is that important? InterContinental is the hotel Diddy was staying at when he beat Cassie. Do you see where I’m going? It’s okay if you don’t.

Eddy is the guy who sold the video footage to Diddy. For how much? Meh, nothing major just a smooth $100,000.

Yes bitch, that’s all your student loans. I know.

What’s fascinating to me isn’t the selling of the tape. If you’re surprised by this at all, just know that people sell video footage all the time. It’s one the many big businesses in the sleazy entertainment industry.

It’s that Eddy sold the tape thinking nothing would ever happen from it. Like did you really think you could just sell the tape on go about your life? Understand this, Eddy is not to be confused with the police officer I covered a couple weeks ago who saw Diddy in just a towel when he got the call that there was loud noise going on at the hotel.

I’m speculating here, but Eddy might of just found the tape and sold it. Now if you have a moral compass you might be judging Eddy. After all, it’s pretty fuckin awkward. You’re the guy that sold the tape of Cassie getting beat up by Diddy. And now you gotta explain yourself. Like what do you say that doesn’t make you look like a complete asshole.

The unfortunate truth is that regular degular shmegular people get strange for change everyday. It’s the norm. A lot of service workers have funded trips, paid their kid’s tuition, and gotten dream surgeries done thanks to incriminating footage that fell into their hands.

My thoughts after doing some messy tea trigonometry

I’ve said it before but I’ll say it again, this case is fishy. There wasn’t a lot to report today. And I find that ironic.

I think there’s a lot of information being held from the public. And I’m starting to have doubts that we’ll ever hear the full story about Diddy.

Why?

Well. If you’re willing to put on your tin foil hat with me and vibe, I think there’s too many movie stars, politicians, and organizations involved in this Diddy scandal. I think it’s Jeffrey Epstein level scandalous.

And I think if we really found out just how many folks are involved in this, our world would suffer. I don’t have the bandwidth or time to write out all of my theories, but lemme know in the comments if you feel similar. There’s something up.

Anyways, in other news Diddy’s long time friend went on CNN to give what he thought was a heartfelt story about Diddy’s family. You know, the pain they’re enduring as they watch him on trial. How difficult it is. To have to toss him inspirational notes while they sit behind his head. And throw up finger hearts in his direction. I’m deadass.

But back to Diddy’s homie. Why am I calling him a long time friend? Well, CNN didn’t wanna disclose his real name for some reason. Kinda sus. I’ve checked numerous sources and his name isn’t coming up. So to save us time, we’re just gonna call him ‘Free Puff.’

Free Puff or Freeto Puff as I like to call him, is devastated that Diddy is on trial. A few things he said during his CNN interview that stood out to me:

• He thinks Diddy might testify,

• He hopes Trump pardons Diddy,

• He said Diddy’s daughters were devastated when Diddy wasn’t able to come to their prom.

I can’t. Not the prom. The interview was pointless to put it mildly but it did add to the Freeto Puff iceberg I was unexpectedly starting to build in my head.

One, who the fuck is Freeto Puff and why does he keep speaking on the Diddy trial? No one else from Diddy’s circle is speaking to press. Not even his own mother. But Freeto right there. Through it all.

Is his chill demeanor rehearsed? I don’t know. Freeto can be a tough guy to read (or maybe it’s just the shades that he wears during his interviews). Either way, he seems to have a real chip on this shoulder (sorry couldn’t help myself).

I think Freeto Puff is the embodiment of Diddy’s blind loyalty circle. I think he knows a lot. But would never dare say too much. The perfect middle man / fall-guy archetype.

He’s your reliable road dog. He’ll do what you ask, receive the cut you allow him to receive, and won’t second guess you (to your face).

I think he’s a character you’re gonna see without fail during this entire trial. Keep your eyes peeled for this guy. If he ever stops showing up to the trial, know something is very wrong.

Who I’m still waiting to come to the stand

Diddy’s right hand woman, Kristina Khorram. Why? Kristina is the missing piece. In my opinion, she holds all the keys to Diddy’s darkest secrets. The blackmail, the cover ups, and the correspondence with all the celebrities they probably don’t want us to know about.

I think if she comes to the stand it’ll blow the roof off this entire case. Will this happen? Who knows. Rumor has it she was in hiding. Tried to change her identity. Scrubbed everything about her off the internet. Try to google her, you won’t find much.

So if she comes to the stand to testify, it will be a big deal. I guess we’ll see.