This Ace Family drama should be studied...

Damn bro.

Austin McBroom got memoir-sniped by his ex-wife and he's not taking it well. In a newly posted video, the former ACE Family patriarch said he felt “blindsided” by Catherine Paiz’s upcoming memoir, which lays out allegations of cheating, emotional betrayal, and post-breakup ayahuasca energy cleansing. 

McBroom, who admitted to stepping out on the marriage, claims Paiz is selectively rewriting history to monetize their mess (hate that for him).

According to him, their co-parenting was solid until she dropped literary bombs for public attention. He even rolled out receipts — clips and convos where she once called him her “soulmate” and “life partner” after the alleged betrayal.

Now, with his parenting credibility under fire and spiritual retreats on blast, McBroom’s entering his rebrand era: protective dad with a ring light and a YouTube apology voice.

But like, how did we get here?

So basically, Austin’s mad his ex aired him out with receipts. Ok, fair. So now he’s scrambling to remind the internet that hey, technically, she knew he was a cheater the whole time. That’s a lil wild, but again, ok.

But just when you think it couldn’t get messier, bro tosses in concerns about the ayahuasca ceremonies allegedly happening under their roof. That’s right, apparently Austin’s old girl was saying wild shit to him. Something along the lines that she was the reincarnation of the Virgin Mary.

Not the Virgin Mary. That’s right, the ayahuasca had homegirl in her Catholicism era so Austin was just gonna have to adjust . How? We don’t know, but he was gonna have to figure it out.

Either way nothing screams responsible parenting like arguing over who fumbled who: the cheater or the shaman. We’re so cooked as a society that instead of calling child services, people are literally picking sides.

That’s right. There are literal factions between Team Catherine and Team Austin. Someone needa go check on them kids. We’re gonna have to keep on montoring this.

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