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Toxic Skittles, Shady Lawsuits & Student Loan Chaos (After Hours)
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. wants to scrub your cereal clean of petroleum-based dyes, Shannon Sharpe faces explosive allegations, Joe Goldberg returns for one final stalk, and the government is coming for your grandma’s Social Security check if your loans are in default. Happy Saturday!

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