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Zion’s Baby Mama Drama, Diddy Lawyered Up, Trump’s Deportation Plans, & Why Coachella Sucked This Year (After Hours)

From Coachella campers turning feral to Diddy hiring a courtroom magician, and Trump threatening to deport actual Americans—this week’s chaos served delusion with a side of felony. We’ve got stalkers, surprise Bieber theories, and a megaprison pitch that reads like satire. Welcome to the news. Try not to scream.

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April 19, 2025 • Estimated Reading Time: 8 minutes

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