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GTA 6: The $100 Pandora's Box That Will Shatter the Gaming Industry
May 13, 2025

GTA 6: The $100 Pandora's Box That Will Shatter the Gaming Industry

Grand Theft Auto isn’t just dropping a game—it’s dropping a cultural earthquake. We break down the billions it’s made, the chaos it causes, and why even non-gamers should be paying attention. From pricing wars to pop culture shifts, this isn’t just about video games—it’s about control.

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The Marvin Sapp Lesson We Never Knew We Needed...
May 06, 2025

The Marvin Sapp Lesson We Never Knew We Needed...

Marvin Sapp's still catching heat for closing the doors.

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Welcome to Family Fame: The High Price of Going Viral
Apr 15, 2025

Welcome to Family Fame: The High Price of Going Viral

Family fame isn’t just a trend—it’s a blueprint. The Boom Family and others like them have turned everyday moments into viral gold, but what does that mean for the rest of us? From shifting family dynamics to the rise of performative parenting, we’re breaking down how internet fame is reshaping the way we see family, content, and even ourselves.

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Nepo Babies Are Running the World, And Half of Them Don’t Even Want the Job
Mar 25, 2025

Nepo Babies Are Running the World, And Half of Them Don’t Even Want the Job

Hollywood, music, sports—you name it, nepotism runs the show. But what happens when the talent gene skips a generation? From celebrity kids coasting on last names to the industry doubling down on legacy hires, we’re breaking down how nepo babies went from the next big thing to just... fine.

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I cover the biggest stories in pop culture, music and everything in between. Join in, do the math with me, and feast your eyes on some serious trigonometry tea.

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I cover the biggest stories in pop culture, music and everything in between. Join in, do the math with me, and feast your eyes on some serious trigonometry tea.

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