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TD Jakes, Target Woes, and 100 Men vs. 1 Gorilla (After Hours)
Mark Zuckerberg wants you to be besties with a bot, Trump’s dangling $10K for people to self-deport, TD Jakes is caught in a shady $100K donation mess, and Target’s flopping harder than undercooked bacon. Oh, and the internet’s beefing over who wins in a fight: 100 men or 1 gorilla. Let’s mop it all up.
Toxic Skittles, Shady Lawsuits & Student Loan Chaos (After Hours)
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. wants to scrub your cereal clean of petroleum-based dyes, Shannon Sharpe faces explosive allegations, Joe Goldberg returns for one final stalk, and the government is coming for your grandma’s Social Security check if your loans are in default. Happy Saturday!
Zion’s Baby Mama Drama, Diddy Lawyered Up, Trump’s Deportation Plans, & Why Coachella Sucked This Year (After Hours)
From Coachella campers turning feral to Diddy hiring a courtroom magician, and Trump threatening to deport actual Americans—this week’s chaos served delusion with a side of felony. We’ve got stalkers, surprise Bieber theories, and a megaprison pitch that reads like satire. Welcome to the news. Try not to scream.
Justin and Selena, Vybz & Drake, Crazy Filibusters, and Tariffs on Penguins (After Hours)
This week we’re watching Vybz Kartel plot a comeback from prison, and Justin Bieber spiral while Selena eats grapes in peace. Meanwhile, Cory Booker talks for 25 hours straight, Trump beefs with penguins, and everyone on LinkedIn suddenly looks like a Dior model thanks to AI. It’s weird out here. Let’s mop it up.
Diddy’s desperate defense, Kanye’s wild claims, Breakfast Club beef, and a Spring Break mystery (After Hours)
From Diddy’s desperate legal moves to Kanye’s latest meltdown, plus Jess Hilarious' Breakfast Club drama, a Virginia track scandal, and the chilling updates on a missing U.S. student in the Dominican Republic—here’s everything going down right now.