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Zion’s Baby Mama Drama, Diddy Lawyered Up, Trump’s Deportation Plans, & Why Coachella Sucked This Year (After Hours)
From Coachella campers turning feral to Diddy hiring a courtroom magician, and Trump threatening to deport actual Americans—this week’s chaos served delusion with a side of felony. We’ve got stalkers, surprise Bieber theories, and a megaprison pitch that reads like satire. Welcome to the news. Try not to scream.
Welcome to Family Fame: The High Price of Going Viral
Family fame isn’t just a trend—it’s a blueprint. The Boom Family and others like them have turned everyday moments into viral gold, but what does that mean for the rest of us? From shifting family dynamics to the rise of performative parenting, we’re breaking down how internet fame is reshaping the way we see family, content, and even ourselves.
Welcome to Family Fame: The High Price of Going Viral
Family fame isn’t just a trend—it’s a blueprint. The Boom Family and others like them have turned everyday moments into viral gold, but what does that mean for the rest of us? From shifting family dynamics to the rise of performative parenting, we�
Justin and Selena, Vybz & Drake, Crazy Filibusters, and Tariffs on Penguins (After Hours)
This week we’re watching Vybz Kartel plot a comeback from prison, and Justin Bieber spiral while Selena eats grapes in peace. Meanwhile, Cory Booker talks for 25 hours straight, Trump beefs with penguins, and everyone on LinkedIn suddenly looks like a Dior model thanks to AI. It’s weird out here. Let’s mop it up.
Diddy's Drama: The Undeniable Reality of Silent Treatment
When people with a long résumé of questionable behavior finally hit the hot seat, what trickles out is rarely the full story. As we wait for Diddy's trial to officially begin in May, we dive into why things have been so quiet.
BBL Baddie Rap: Empowerment or Exploitation?
Female rap took the world by storm—turning empowerment anthems into a full-blown movement. But what happens when the message shifts from confidence to commodification? From BBL culture to the rise of relaxed dating standards, we’re breaking down how this wave of music reshaped modern relationships—and whether the damage is already done.
Nepo Babies Are Running the World, And Half of Them Don’t Even Want the Job
Hollywood, music, sports—you name it, nepotism runs the show. But what happens when the talent gene skips a generation? From celebrity kids coasting on last names to the industry doubling down on legacy hires, we’re breaking down how nepo babies went
Nepo Babies Are Running the World, And Half of Them Don’t Even Want the Job
Hollywood, music, sports—you name it, nepotism runs the show. But what happens when the talent gene skips a generation? From celebrity kids coasting on last names to the industry doubling down on legacy hires, we’re breaking down how nepo babies went from the next big thing to just... fine.
Diddy’s desperate defense, Kanye’s wild claims, Breakfast Club beef, and a Spring Break mystery (After Hours)
From Diddy’s desperate legal moves to Kanye’s latest meltdown, plus Jess Hilarious' Breakfast Club drama, a Virginia track scandal, and the chilling updates on a missing U.S. student in the Dominican Republic—here’s everything going down right now.